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Surname	First names	Known by
Ross	Aidan		view
Ross	Craig James		view
Rossiter	Philip John	Phil	view
Rowe	Peter Gavin		view
Rowland	Cameron J		view
Rowlands	Allan George Ernest		view
Rowlands	Gregory David	Greg	view
Rowlands	Liam A		view
Rowlands	William Nepia	Bill	view
Ruscoe	Melissa J		view
Rush	Rob H T		view
Rush	Stephen Maurice	Maurice	view
Rush	Xavier Joseph		view
Rutledge	Jason Kenneth		view
Ryan	Bevan P		view
Ryan	Joseph J		view
Ryan	Patrick John		view
Ryan	Robert Philip	Philip	view
Salmond	Mark Robert John		view
Sapsford	Herbert Paul	Paul	view
Saunders	David Roy	Dave	view
Savage	Aroha		view
Savea	Ardie Suemalo		view
Scarlett	Andrew William		view
Schofield	Quentin Eion		view
Schuler	Kevin James	Herb	view
Schuster	Harry		view
Scott	Willis Thomas		view
Seear	Gary Alan		view
Segner	Anton		view
Semple (nee Alley)	Chelsea H		view
Senior	Aaron James		view
Sexton	Matthew Richard	Matt	view
Seymour	Dallas James		view
Shaw	John Beveridge		view
Shaw	Mark William	Cowboy	view
Shaw	Simon John		view
Sheehan	Phillip John	Tuk	view
Shelford	Frank Nuki Ken		view
Shelford	Ryan Thomas		view

Endorsement

When the battle scars have faded
And the truth becomes a lie
And the weekend smell of liniment
Could almost make you cry.
When the last rucks well behind you
And the man that ran now walks
It doesn’t matter who you are
The mirror sometimes talks
Have a good hard look old son!
The melons not that great
The snoz that takes a sharp turn sideways
Used to be dead straight
You’re an advert for arthritis
You’re a thoroughbred gone lame
Then you ask yourself the question
Why the hell you played the game?
Was there logic in the head knocks?
In the corks and in the cuts?
Did common sense get pushed aside?
By manliness and guts?
Do you sometimes sit and wonder
Why your time would often pass
In a tangled mess of bodies
With your head up someone’s......?
With a thumb hooked up your nostril
Scratching gently on your brain
And an overgrown Neanderthal
Rejoicing in your pain!
Mate – you must recall the jersey
That was shredded into rags
Then the soothing sting of Dettol
On a back engraved with tags!
It’s almost worth admitting
Though with some degree of shame
That your wife was right in asking
Why the hell you played the game?
Why you’d always rock home legless
Like a cow on roller skates
After drinking at the clubhouse
With your low down drunken mates
Then you’d wake up – check your wallet
Not a solitary coin
Drink Berocca by the bucket
Throw an ice pack on your groin
Copping Sunday morning sermons
About boozers being losers
While you limped like Quasimodo
With a half a thousand bruises!
Yes – an urge to hug the porcelain
And curse Sambuca’s name
Would always pose the question
Why the hell you played the game!
And yet with every wound re-opened
As you grimly reminisce it
Comes the most compelling feeling yet
God, you bloody miss it!
From the first time that you laced a boot
And tightened every stud
That virus known as rugby
Has been living in your blood
When you dreamt it when you played it
All the rest took second fiddle
Now you’re standing on the sideline
But your hearts still in the middle
And no matter where you travel
You can take it as expected
There will always be a breed of people
Hopelessly infected
If there’s a teammate, then you’ll find him
Like a gravitating force
With a common understanding
And a beer or three, of course
And as you stand there telling lies
Like it was yesterday old friend
You’ll know that if you had the chance
You’d do it all again
You see – that’s the thing with rugby
It will always be the same
And that, I guarantee
Is why the hell you played the game!

By Rupert McCall

Credit: Sutton & Epsom Bs

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